Hitler was speaking to a small group of schoolchildren: 'Imagine I am your father and I can grant you anything you want. What would you like to be?'
'A general'- said one. 'A pilot', said another. 'An orphan', whispered little Abbie.
Old man Cohen, renown for his piety, was about to catch the bus in Jerusalem when the driver, seeing Cohen, started off. Cohen called after the departing bus: 'May your soul go to Heaven and,' under his breath, 'and soon.'
